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Caption Competition

January 6, 2009 | 92 Comments More

Just before Xmas we had some new PR images sent to us from Ultimo featuring Jungle star Nichola Mclean, and the one image had us chuckling in the office, so we’ve decided to run a caption competition during January.

You could win:
Secret Lace Stick on Bra in either A,B,C or D cup
X string with SEXY in Rhinestone (one size UK 6 – 12)
Breast Cancer Campaign Pin badge – We’ve donated the £1 for the badge

All you have to do is think up a caption for one or more of the lads or lady on the picture shown below. The funnier the better but please not too crude or naughty!

To enter just leave a comment at the bottom of this page – all entries are checked before going live so you may have to wait a little before seeing your entry.

Please note this competition is closed – well done to the winner which is
Christine from Bristol with the caption:

“Here’s three lads from the army proudly displaying their latest weapon, AK48dd’s”. 

If you can think of another caption feel free to post it but the competition is now closed. 

Caption Competition

Ultimo the Leading Designer Lingerie Brand is available online at ultimo.co.uk and from Debenhams stores nationwide.

Competition rules:
Entries deemed crude or unsuitable will not be entered or published.
The winner will be picked by the staff at Lingerieblog.co.uk on 1st February 2009.
You can only enter the competition once with one email address.
The competition will run from 6th January 2009 until midnight GMT on 31st January 2009.
The owners of Lingerieblog.co.uk decision on winners is final. There is no negotiation.
The winner will be contacted by email on 1st February 2009 and will need to reply to this email within 7 days to receive the prize. The prize is 1 x secret lace stick on bra in either A,B,C or D cup, 1 x X String Style – SEXY and 1 x Breast Cancer Campaign Pin Badge.

Competition featured on:
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  • carole maciver

    army jobs are so improving this year

  • Julie Clark

    eyes front, lads!

  • Jayne Kretschmer

    I seem to be missing one hand!

  • hazell evans

    When they said “Join the Army and see the World” I wasn’t expecting this!

  • Kate Collins

    ‘Mum would be so proud if she could see me now’

  • Neil Davies

    At last the MOD are sending us PROPER EQUIPMENT

  • Andrew Dommett

    “Sarge – is this what you meant by going undie-cover?”

  • helen inns

    nice!

  • Naomi Allard

    Handy undercover work!

  • Louise Nicholls

    how do we use these new Bazookas Sarge?

  • Karen Walkden

    Heads up , Shoulders Back , Eyes Front – hands were i can see em soldier

  • helen crevel

    Now that’s what I call support!

  • Susie Arrowsmith

    we dont mind looking for these weapons of mass construction!

  • Tom Hawes

    There’s been a breakthrough on new totally invisible camouflage fatigues, but more work is still needed!

  • TRACEY BOYD

    THEY WARNED US TO WATCH OUT FOR BOMBSHELLS!

  • Maya Russell

    Its an itsy-bitsy polka dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today!

  • Mark baker

    Maclean’s bumper book of Sex Positions – *Number 42 – ‘The Levitating Weapon’ – Can easily be turned into *Number 116 – ‘The Three-Pronged Attack’

  • Denise Dutson

    I knew the army was short of equipment, but you wouldnt think they would run out of uniforms!

  • sheena edwards

    now this is what i call front line actiion!

  • Sue Lemmon

    The lads familiarise themselves with the armys new secret weapon

  • Joanne Bell

    look…..no hands ;)

  • Fay Howard

    “I think we could cause some real damage using her bra as a sling shot sir”

  • amy stupple-bagnall

    Ultimo left feeling silly after publicity stunt at ‘Gay soldiers unite!’ rally

  • carol stirmey

    3 men and a not so little lady

  • maurice coldicott

    The new fellas sex change went well

  • David

    Looks like I landed on my feet

  • Neil Molyneux

    Still want to be a member of the Taliban? Thought not

  • http://kenwilk@karoo Trish Wilkinson

    “It was a big mistake letting Trinny and Susannah design the new army uniform.”

  • Sharon Donnelly

    Attennnnnntion!!

  • ruth magness

    Corps Blimey!

  • Samantha Croxford

    So glad we’re being properly equipped on the front line!

  • Michael

    Debenhams made sure Pammy’s private parts were well filled.

  • pauline whittle

    MOD reveals new uniform for female recruits- aims to improve moral

  • Rob Falconer

    Nichola just couldn’t understand why, if the lads were wearing camouflage, she could still see them

  • Jill Jones

    Ultimo supporting the droops
    Glamour model supporting the troops

  • Philip Jones

    Nice firm grip boys. Good to know our country is in safe hands.

  • Karen McEleney

    Guy in the middle:- Whats that smell??

  • sandra rubery

    our new defense against terrorists. 2 great big bazookas.

  • yvonne Parsons

    hope the wifes not watching

  • Valerie Ganne

    They say we’re a fine body of men, but I think I’d prefer this body

  • http://Loquax Syd Rawcliffe

    Lingerieblog – The perfect way to keep your privates covered!

  • Meg charlish

    It takes two too Tango and three too handle

  • Lea Barber

    Weapons of Mass Distraction

  • http://www.stranraeranddistrict.co.uk/ Anthony Martin

    Front line troops from the ‘Bombshell’ disposal unit

  • jane hanmer

    the sgt major won his bet, he managed to get this men standing at ease and to attention at the same time

  • Karen Lau

    Left soldier: It’s just not fair -Why did I get her legs??

  • Alice

    Wayne Rooney takes a break from football to become a model soldier

  • kat

    (Guy in the middle)
    Sarge Im NOT happy – you promised us Jordan!

  • Rebecca Murphy

    Almost immdeiately, several of the chaps saw spots before their eyes!

  • Cathy

    When she asked for a bra with extra lift she got more than she bargained for!

  • Keith McClory

    A weapon of Miss Destruction

  • Marc Shepherd

    sarg will praise us when we return back to base with the bomb shell thats he asked us to pick up

  • http://loquax Daniel Hinson

    shes got TB sarge!! two beauties

  • denise

    The lads thought the latest ultimo deploy for the red berets was a surprising change in army manoeuvres.

  • Susan Nisar

    Nicola signs up for the no-bush tucker trial!

  • Sophia VH

    And I thought this job was hard…

  • Sarah Revill

    Pss! Guess where my other hand is?

  • Jo-Anne Richards

    “she was a handfull!!”

  • Joanna Smith

    The army unveiled it’s new set of Bazookas

  • Fran Light

    Weapons Sarge? Well I know where I can get my hands on a pair of bazookas ….

  • john donnelly

    jesus shes got some bazookas

  • Darrell Jordan

    I know Ultimo was supposed to give you extra lift and support……………. But, I never realised that they would go this far, support your troops and they will support you!!!

  • Tracey Tibbles

    Hey we have something the Yanks will want to borrow Sarge!!

  • Emma Walters

    ‘mum, they made me do it!’

  • Sandra Millar

    How come I got this end?

  • HMJ

    I’d feel much happier with an AK47 in my hands!

  • Joanne Kristan Wilde

    I didn’t sign up for this

  • john lake

    ultimas new range of berets hardly got a mention

  • James Sorrie

    “Would you like the pleasure of my Company?”

  • Shiela Seymour

    Are they guns in your pockets? Or ar you all just pleased to see me?

  • James Sorrie

    Kit parades were never this fun.

  • Mike Pyle

    Should’ave been a guy

  • http://loquax HENRY PAULINSKI

    He who dares grins

  • Mark Hopkins

    The Army couldn’t understand why the number of new recruits had increased tenfold!?!

  • Gaz

    Who’d want to deploy to the desert when the Jungle comes to you?

  • Steve Mclean

    This Catherine Jenkins look a like job is working out ok

  • Rosco Fraser

    I said get something hard to use as a battering ram, not get something that makes you hard as a battering ram……….

  • Joanna Brady

    All that training for “Fallout Events” and this is it Bring it On don’t know what sarge was so stressed about

  • Michelle Watson

    Things were hotting up on the front but the lads took it in their stride

  • Steven Watson

    Look what we picked up in the NAAFI

  • stewart miller

    So this is what they mean when they ask if you are a boobs man, a bum man or a leg man.

  • Laura Hadland

    No wonder it took us so long to find Osama ‘Master of Disguise’ Bin Laden

  • Sarah Whittington

    Ultimo really does give the lift you need!

  • IAN CHEYNE

    girl: There’s 3 guys but i only count 5 hands!

  • Ruth Worthington

    The Privates were almost on Parade!!!

  • Sarah B

    These were not like the torpedos they usually manoeuvred…

  • Christine H.

    Here’s three lads from the army proudly displaying their latest weapon, AK48dd’s

  • Catherine Gregory

    The armies new way of getting lads to sign up seems to be working

  • toni quandt

    Attention!!!!

  • Mary Jarvis

    thought that we were advertising our new cap badge !!!!!

  • tamara foster

    Wheres The Bigger Boys!!!

  • http://lasenza Linda Milward

    The privates were on parade

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